Illustration Note: The King of Muck is an endearingly delusional,

gregarious pile of Muck. He's loud, grumpy and proud. The King shifts forms between being an oozy, yucky pile of muck into a large dripping, lovable, laughable

mobile monster. Enter his "plan of fur and fat";  A "ferocious" googly eyed kitty cat made from dyer lint and an awkward assortment of found objects. 

“I AM the KING of MUCK,

This CROWN I wear for LUCK.

People come into my Kingdom,

Often they say, YUCK !’ ”

 

“ Don’t Yuck my YUM’, I say.

For soon you’ll SEE my way.

The Muck’s a place of the finest tastes...

And dirt.

There’s glop and gloooop and glurrrp,

Dragonfly wings, and other pretty things,

Like bloooomp and blomp and blurrrp,”

 

“The Oooze is a shade of blue,

The Muck is a tasty stew.

Do you know why?

Neither do I,

So DON T you say you DO!”

 

“I AM the KING of MUCK,

This CROWN I wear for LUCK.

People come into my Kingdom,

Often they get STUCK!!”

“I have a PLAN for that,

It’s made of fur and fat.

It’s tail’s a two-headed SNAKE,

It’s nails are Rusty RAKES.

Open your eyes, to realize,

YOU’VE MADE YOUR LAST MISTAKE!!!”

“Next, it licks your face. 

(PluuhhhhHHH!)

It doesn’t like the taste. 

(UuhgfffffFF!)

It shrieks to me,

‘SET HIM FREE!!!

He’s TOO DISGUSTING  for this PLACE!!!’

“I AM the KING of MUCK,

This CROWN I wear for LUCK.

People come into my Kingdom,

Often I...

THROW UP!!!”

(BlaAAAaaaaahhHH!!!)

Illustration Note: The last page will be an interactive full green goopy page where the reader has been thrown up on.

(Next book in series: The Queen of Clean)

Children's Picture Book Ages 3-8

193 words

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